Hey Homeowner :
Wouldn't you love to treat
your friends to great music in a clean, friendly environment,
free from smoke or noisy intrusions?
Wouldn't you like to skip
the pricey bar tab and dinner bill altogether?
What if the whole evening
only cost $10 and a covered dish?
Wouldn't you enjoy performing
where ALL the people were there just to hear YOU?
Do you EVER get to play
enough original music or those 'wierd songs' the club owners
won't let you play?
Don't you hate paying 20%
to a booking agent just for making a phone call?
Have you sold enough CD's
this year? hmmmm...